1995lahaine:

i got coked up and vehicular manslaughtered a service worker at my sister’s wedding meaning my dad got his talons in me and turned me into his little lapdog again and now i must *remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health and wellbeing* go for a swim

heavensghost:

It’s supposed to say ‘I don’t want things to be easy’ but the words got cut off kind of perfectly

centuriespast:

A Babylonian clay tablet of a nude couple embracing on a bed, circa 1800 B.C.

Credit…The British Museum

b4rfbrain:

777

tvrded:

Being a bisexual man flirting witha. A woman so embarrassing are we queening out or do u want me

poempoetryandmore:

girls4losers:

i gotta remember this

maybe you should go outside after it rains find a worm on the sidewalk put it in the grass and maybe you’ll feel better

omtai:

she easy on my peasy till i lemon squeezy